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[Message on Emiliana DeLeon's cell from 'Unknown Caller']
Gidday? This is that sheila Iorangi's always yakkin' about yeah nah? What is this about my son bein' in the hospital? I'm expectin' a call back, Miss.

[Message on Jared Montour's cell from 'John's Mother']
JARED MONTOUR. WHAT IS ALL THIS CODS WALLOP ABOUT MY BOY BEING CROOK? IF HE AIN'T DEAD, ( Read more... )

From: pride_of_kiwi@lolocracy.com
To: salylimon@lolocracy.com, waitforsuperman@lolocracy.com, notaustralian@lolocracy.com, talks_to_nisse@lolocracy.com, I_hate_you@lolocracy.com, Jgeorgino@lolocracy.com, Hyongsoo@lolocracy.com, Privatematters@lolocracy.com, helterskelter@lolocracy.com, miseryloves@lolocracy.com, Mstudman@lolocracy.com, Lifestream@ ( Read more... )

 The Kirkland Curse the one that doesn't turn ya into a sprog is over.

So naff off, Vince.

...Anyone ever get the feelin' we're all bein' watched? Like, really actually bein' watched. Almost as if there's a mad hatter of a bloke sittin' behind the curtains pullin' our strings? Think Wizard of Oz, mates, except it probably isn't an ornery old gent with SFX trainin'. Maybe even be a group of 'em, I'm open minded. Could be a pantheon of ( Read more... )

Spain won, mates. Surprised? Not at all. I had some good faith in both teams, seein' as how they made it that far with honor and with skill, and so I'm thinkin' this year's conclusion is rather satisfactory.

Regarding work matters: Akane, you needed to have that contract to me yesterday. I've been tryin' t'fix the goddamn puckeroo fax machine with ( Read more... )

 SEEMS ALL CAPS IS THE WAY TO GO LATELY, EVEN WHEN YOU'RE SOBER. I'm... I'm not even going to-think about earlier, as CERTAIN people are still here- only have a few minutes to type this but-

TAKE IT, WORLD. TAKE IT AND LIKE IT.

WHO MATCHED ITALY ONE FOR ONE? WHO WOULDA WON IF THOSE WANKERS HADN'T GOTTEN THAT PENALTY GOAL?

NEW. ZEALAND.

THE ISLAND'S ( Read more... )

CAME BACK HOME TODAY FROM A PISS-UP AT AKANE'S AND HAAHAHA, IT'S BEEN FIVE DAYS OF NONSTOP -I KNOW HOW TO STOP- DRINKING IT'S GREAT BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE TO THINK ABOUT THAT POMMIE BASTARD AND HIS RUBBISH I'M NOT GIVING UP I'M JUST TAKING A BIT OF A SMOKO MATES IT'S JUST GREAT. JUST FUCKING. JUST CORKER. AWAY WITH THE FAIRIES, THAT'S JOHN ( Read more... )

Innit just my fuckin' luck?

So Joe rings me yesterday, all 'y'going to the bash tonight, matey? Matt's gunna shout for the lot of us' and who am I to pass up free grog? I'm sitting down for some food, chinwagging with a nice bloke when this lair walks in, has a squiz at us, then starts ear bashing the first poor bugger he sets eyes on. I'm not one ( Read more... )

So about a week ago, I ran into this small shivery bloke on m'way to pick up some materials for a project. This'll be after, ah... Well, I suppose you could call it a bit of a prang with a certain former plod. Got a coupla scrapes and cuts. Bruises. Might have a broken bone or two still (ribs, at least) but I'm thinkin' that's it.

So I run into this ( Read more... )